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My letter to ALT!!!! NEW TROLL ALERT! 2/21/2006 I demand you verify profile of someone that just appeared on ALT and goes by Lady_Gratta After all personal attacks on Me, I am sure that profile was created to further drag Me thru mud, to con 0 Comments, 533 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Day Dreaming... 2/17/2006 It's 2 pm...you work is done for today and big smile shines on your face....you are all alone at home and you and your Goddess planned to have very sexy session using internet and telephone....But 0 Comments, 720 Views, 0 Votes | |
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MY PROFLE WAS TURNED OFF AGAIN 2/14/2006 MY PROFLE WAS TURNED OFF AGAIN..... 0 Comments, 342 Views, 0 Votes | |
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who let the dogs out $2 2/12/2006 and why My post together with replies was deleted? Is that because its obvious, that ALT magazine keeps posting only sex crazed trolls to get more men to grt golden membership, ,, ,good business 0 Comments, 312 Views, 0 Votes | |
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ranting and raving....grrr 2/1/2006 recently it takes FOREVER for alt to post ANYTING...and some of the articles are not being posted at all..magazine became a boooooooooooooooooooooooooore......all Iget are sweet letters from alt p 0 Comments, 166 Views, 0 Votes | |
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in re Dominatrix ( Pro-Domme) 1/26/2006 Why is that some members of Alt have to put so much anger and hostility towards Dominatrix and the way they conduct their affairs. Granted, each of U/us have the right to this or that opinion, but 0 Comments, 337 Views, 0 Votes | |
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How My Siggy *marked* one of My slaves 1/20/2006 One of My slaves was visiting from another country, and My was all over him( lol, no, no, not at all what Y/you might think!- My cute white bulldog Siggy just loves new people!). So one day afte 0 Comments, 463 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Session in the castle 1/20/2006 An ancient gothic castle, a deep dungeon with dark grey walls, chains hanging >from the ceiling....a beautiful Mistress dressed in a long leather dress >and stiletto boots. A slave is cu 0 Comments, 904 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Why bother replying? 1/19/2006 If W/we see on Advice line about me http://alt.com anyone interested in me...just visit..and say me "hello" GRRRR, Why bother even to reply to that person, why people have to 0 Comments, 301 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Religion on Shit...... 10/8/2005 05:27 06/10/05 Taoism: Shit happens. Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens." Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit. Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not. Zen Buddhism # 0 Comments, 144 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Adult quiz lmao..... 9/23/2005 > >ADULT SEX QUIZ > > > >Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, and Blowjob > >A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a 0 Comments, 146 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Good, The Bad and The Ugly..... 9/16/2005 1. Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: It's triplets. Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago. <br> 2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you. Bad: She wants a divorce. 0 Comments, 256 Views, 0 Votes | |
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WU-TANG CLAN LYRICS * NEVER AGAIN* 9/6/2005 "Never Again" <br> [hebrew man praying] <br> [Intro:] Feel this To all those races, colors, and creeds, every man bleeds for the countless victims and all their families 0 Comments, 122 Views, 0 Votes | |
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AMAZING CONCLUSION 9/6/2005 INTERESTING OBSERVATIONS WITH AN AMAZING CONCLUSION <br> 1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL. 2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING 0 Comments, 120 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Why Women Cry 9/2/2005 Why Women Cry <br> <br> <br> A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman, " she told him. <br> "I don't understand, " he said. His Mom 0 Comments, 168 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Father of My ..... 8/29/2005 A bloke is in a queue at the Super Market when he notices that the <br> rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled <br> hello to him. He is rather tak 0 Comments, 134 Views, 0 Votes | |
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DEPECHE MODE 8/26/2005 In your room Where time stands still Or moves at your will Will you let the morning come soon Or will you leave me lying here In your favourite darkness Your favourite half-light Your f 0 Comments, 120 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Another Blonde Joke 8/26/2005 A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO HOUSTON, WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP, AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS, AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. 0 Comments, 149 Views, 0 Votes | |
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GOTTA LOVE LITTLE BOYS 7/27/2005 >Two walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax >and proceeded to the checkout counter. >The man at the counter asked the older boy, ", how old are you?" "Eight, &g 0 Comments, 245 Views, 0 Votes | |
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get in line.... 7/26/2005 A crowded Air Canada flight was canceled. A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket 0 Comments, 123 Views, 0 Votes | |
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In many of these "silly" things - there is something that I needed to know. Hope you like it! 5/15/2005 Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark . One: Don't miss the boat. Two: Remember that we are all in the same boat. Three: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the 0 Comments, 141 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Happy Ever After..........This is a fairy tale that we should have been reading as little girls! 4/30/2005 Happy Ever After.......... This is a fairy tale that we should have been reading as little girls! <br> Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured prin 0 Comments, 220 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The blonde Joke 4/29/2005 Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed brown. <br> A few days later, as she was out driving around the countryside, she stoppe 0 Comments, 310 Views, 0 Votes | |
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*Man of the House* 3/14/2005 The husband had just finished reading the book "Man of the House." He stormed into the house and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you 0 Comments, 220 Views, 0 Votes | |
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jokes........... 2/20/2005 > Three Feelings: > What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? > Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend > is pregnant, and > Panic is when bot 0 Comments, 156 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The WaterBoys /This is the sea 2/19/2005 These things you keep you better throw them away you want to turn your back on your souless days once you were tethered now you are free once you were tethered now you are free that w 0 Comments, 53 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Pay Your Bills 2/13/2005 Far far away lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts, but Nick the Dragon Slayer knew the penalty for this desire would be death should he try and touch them. <br> One day he 0 Comments, 231 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Airplane joke 2/5/2005 On an airplane somewhere over the Atlantic Ocean, the pilot turns on the PA system and says: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is the captain speaking. Please listen carefully to this information, as i 0 Comments, 179 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Oatmeal cookie 2/5/2005 Yesterday we drank vodka. When we ran out of vodka, we turned to beer. Then we drank all the beer...so we got my neighbor's cognac...Then I had an oatmeal cookie and got food poisoning!! 0 Comments, 92 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Parrot Joke 2/4/2005 A woman comes to the pat store. There she sees a parrot sitting in a cage.....She passes him by...Parrot calls her- hellllo......She replies- What? Parrots says- You are ugly! Woman gets upset 0 Comments, 158 Views, 0 Votes |
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