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North Carolina mountain man was drafted by the Army 1/22/2018
Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain
man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training,
the Army issued him a comb That afternoon the Army barber sheared
off all
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Old man's health check up 1/12/2018
An old man went to the doctor suffering from Piles. The doctor
gave him pesaries and told him to put in his rectum every
night and come back after week. <br><br>
When he got home he said
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A patient rings his doctor... 1/9/2018
A patient rings his doctor... <br><br>
Patient: "Doctor, I applied that Hemorrhoid cream
you gave me and got a terrible reaction!" <br><br>
Doctor: "Okay, where
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Lion cage cleaner 12/17/2017
My first job was at our local Zoo, sweeping the shit out of
the lion, s cage........ most of it was mine. They fired
me the next week for leaving the cage door open, I said "oh
come on, who, s go
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Sent Packing 10/7/2017
My wife accused me of being a transvestite. So I packed her
things and left.
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Earrings 8/6/2017
Earrings
Have you ever wondered why some men wear earrings?
A man was at work one day when he noticed his co-worker was
wearing an earring. Knowing his co-worker to
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Teacher Arrested 7/27/2017
Teacher Arrested
A public school teacher was arrested today at Heathrow
International airport as he attempted to board a flight
while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compas
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