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George   7/31/2017

This one works by repeating the same line over and over, except you leave one more word off the end each time. Like this:

Oh George, let's not park here!

Oh George, let's not park! <


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Wee wee   7/26/2017

A self styled man of the world was getting married, and he was inordinately proud to have found a sweet and innocent young woman for his bride. There was no sex beforehand of course, just some kissing


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A spare rib   6/18/2017

Back in the very early days, before the creation of women, Adam was kind of lonely, and I guess horny too. He had a talk about it with God, then went away and worked out what his requirements were in


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A nice house   6/7/2017

Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work." The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need


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Heaven and Hell   5/28/2017

In Heaven: All the cooks are French, the lovers Italian, the mechanics German the police British, and it's all organised by the Swiss

In Hell: All the cooks are British, the lovers Swiss, the


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Hooker cab ride   4/27/2017

Hooker takes a taxi for a fairly short trip. When it comes time to pay she admits she has no money. Taxi driver gets a bit upset by this so the hooker hikes up her skirt and announces "I'll pay with t


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Son in Law   9/13/2016

A doctor in a backwoods kind of place is woken late one night by someone banging on his door. Reluctantly he gets up to see what the problem is, and finds a middle aged hillbilly there. "Doc, can you


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A cock in a pickle slicer   8/28/2016

A guy who worked in a vegie processing plant became obsessed with the idea of putting his cock in the pickle slicer. Finally, one day he decided to act on this impulse. He waited until lunch time, ch


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Badly Burned   8/23/2016

Little Johnny comes to school after a day's absence with a note saying he had been away because his dad got burned.

Teacher "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Is he OK?" Johnny "No maam, he's dead


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Penis Password   8/2/2016

I tried to use "penis" as my new password. It was rejected. Not long enough.


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Boy/girl   7/26/2016

Boy and girl are having a boasting contest and the girl is winning. Every thing the boy boasts of, she has one better, or can do it better. Boy is beginning to get tired of this, so he drops his pants


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Bangkok Cock-rot   7/20/2016

Guy comes back from a holiday in SE Asia, and after a couple of weeks realises all is not as it should be, so he goes to his doctor. Doc runs some tests, gives the guy some totally unpronounceable dia


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A Chased Woman   6/28/2009

I was surprised to see anyone else along the riverbank, let alone a young woman. The area is quite secluded, a long way from any house except mine, and there are not a lot of people around. So, curiou


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Take some precautions when meeting   4/13/2009

I quote an article from the NZ herald newspaper which should be self explanatory. This is an example of an internet arranged meeting which could have ended tragically.

'Horror house' tourist


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