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Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Aren't 12/11/2004
10. I need to whip it out by 5.
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9. Mind if I use your laptop?
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8. Just stick it in my box.
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7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
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6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!
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5. HMMMMMMMM....I think it's out of fluid!
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4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
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3. It's an entry-level ...
2 Comments,
30 Views,
21 Votes
,4.36 Score
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Top Ten Sexually Suggestive Lines In The Star Wars Trilogy 12/11/2004
Star Wars
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"Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care how
it smells! " <br>
"Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able
to pull out in time?" <br>
"Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
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"You've got something jammed in here real good."
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"Aren't you a little short for a storm-trooper?"
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"You came in ...
1 Comments,
14 Views,
10 Votes
,4.98 Score
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Bottoms Up 12/10/2004
She is my bitch, and I will not let her go Tom bellowed, as
he was bereated by his grieving wife who had discovered
them together in bed. Tonia, stoically sat in solitude,
and curiouslly observed the heated argument her Master
was awkwardly attending to. Get that filthy out my
bed Anna cursed, after all I done for you, and you disrepect
me for this slut, as she pointed an accusatory finger ...
3 Comments,
146 Views,
28 Votes
,3.24 Score
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What in the hell is wrong with you people? 12/10/2004
I started coming here a few years ago, bored, looking
for answer's for my sexuality, and trying to find
a escape or reason to the way i think and feel.Through other
mean's I found my answer's, And became content...but....
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What i found here was a bunch of ignorant people who are afraid
of sex, who missuse sex, and who don't understand
sex.
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Love and sex are not the ...
5 Comments,
72 Views,
41 Votes
,5.12 Score
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David, Will You Please Hurry Up And Me? 12/7/2004
He was just as needy as I and things seemed okay because we
had stayed in touch and at least we had an understanding.
Trust was there, on both side, to do the right thing. That
is what is so magnificent about him, his sense of right and
wrong plus a sensitive side, and the pure strength of his
convictions. I enjoyed him sharing his sensitivity, which
I am sure he sees as a weakness. On the ...
0 Comments,
119 Views,
31 Votes
,7.75 Score
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It just happened !!! 12/7/2004
It just happened !!!
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My best friends, wife’s friend was gay. It just so happened
he wanted me. We all went out drinking and I drunk too much.
I awoke with him sucking my half hard cock. His left hand
was rubbing my asshole. I was not evan hard and I started
cummin in his mouth. We never spoke of it since.
1 Comments,
214 Views,
21 Votes
,3.99 Score
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A question for all the Dominant women. 12/7/2004
I’ve have a question for all the Goddesses and Mistresses
of any shape or size. In a perfect world would you have the
right to select any male you wished as your slave? Keeping
him at the end of a leash, naked on all fours, wearing only
a collar and chains. Having someone to use, abuse, tease,
torment and torture has you please. A toy for your amusement
and entertainment.
<br>
...
1 Comments,
88 Views,
5 Votes
,4.77 Score
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Important Adding to "My first try with a Transsexual" 12/7/2004
After writing my article titled “My first try with a Transsexual”
and posting it to the site’s magazine, I felt that its end
could be misleading! I regret being not clear enough in
respect of my feelings and thought in the end of the story.
As this could be sensitive for some, I thought to add the
following lines to that end.
<br>
The End of Original Story
“I gently ...
1 Comments,
81 Views,
18 Votes
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LAUUGHH It would be awesome if anyone remembers! 12/5/2004
Theres a forum that amazingly I do read with tons of friends
there and we are always posting goofy stuff etc... So I actually
re-registered here because I wonder if anyone remembers
an article that was posted by someone wanting to be the "urinal"
at her husbands party (i.e. drinking the piss of all the
partyers)...YOU READ ME CORRECT LMAO. It was easily one
of the most hilarious articles I ...
1 Comments,
7 Views,
19 Votes
,2.99 Score
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Getting beyond the basics 12/4/2004
What seems to strike me is the very basic information that
passes as sage advice. I'm not being critical, there
are thousands of clues people I'm sure that benefit.
This is more of a challenge. Anyone who is half aware is beyond
the basic public service announcement article. Lets write
something that goes well beyond the surface and fanciful
tales. Something that brings you into real life ...
2 Comments,
22 Views,
7 Votes
,5.59 Score
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When Patience Becomes Stupidity 12/4/2004
I have wondered why people don't think about outcomes
when lying to others on this site. Several individuals
on this site either outright lied to me or badly misrepresented
who they were. Trust me when I say that this has dampened
my enthusiasm for meeting people from alt. As for alt being
about connecting with other like minded members, many
lie about their interest or participation in the ...
3 Comments,
37 Views,
17 Votes
,5.67 Score
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All in the famialy 12/4/2004
I had recently met two women through AdultFriendFinder. The first woman
was Ruth. She was 52 years old and married. Ruth was still
an attractive lady who looked good for her age. She had long
wavy red hair; a very sensual face and her eyes had a mischievous
look to them. Her body was almost a perfect hour glass shape.
She had broad shoulders with big round breasts that looked
like they belonged to ...
0 Comments,
272 Views,
27 Votes
,7.55 Score
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Daddy's "little girl" gets punished 12/4/2004
Oh Daddy,
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I know that I have a lot to learn. I long to feel the sharp sting
of your hand. I want to feel the heat from my ass when you paddle
me. I can picture myself in a tight black leather mini skirt
that you have chosen for me, standing there with black thigh
highs, leather g string panties, garter belt, 4"
open toe heels, the sexy ones with ...
1 Comments,
281 Views,
21 Votes
,6.96 Score
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On Dating Older Women 12/3/2004
I had an experience in my late twenties that educated me
about older women. I was dating someone who ended the relationship
to be in a committed relationship with a woman in her mid
forties. He was 39. This woman was light years ahead of me
in life experience. People grow at their own speed. Life
experience dictates how fast we progress. Someone at 25
could well have the life experiences of ...
1 Comments,
102 Views,
41 Votes
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being a standard member ......... is it really worth it? 12/1/2004
just wondering what other people's views are on this, we
are getting quite tired of it, we get these winks from people(SanDiegoWoman, slut4_utwo
if your reading this please contact us  and have no way
of contacting them back, you cant email, add to network
etc.even the cupid report you click on a link (where it actually
says "meet this person"and it takes you to the
lovely "sign up now ...
4 Comments,
47 Views,
23 Votes
,6.40 Score
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"LOVE" 11/30/2004
love is the name..
fantasies the slave..
sex is the spice..
understandin is the MASTER...
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love is a name for our feelings...
n we r all slaves to our fantasies..
doesn't matter whos the sub or dom..
...coz its there we cant run away from it.....it hunts us.
sex fulfil that urges we feel n fantasies about...
understandin....is based on the nxt person involved in
ur ...
4 Comments,
32 Views,
60 Votes
,6.31 Score
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where are all the real people 11/30/2004
i am on this channel now for a long time , evrybody clames
to be bdsm and want to be a slave and sutch , but when you IM
the girls or women on this site , the just decline you and
never want to meet for real encounters , so what is the purpose
here ? or is this just the chatbox site ? i dunno why i should
pay for this anyway , antbody some ideas ?
1 Comments,
16 Views,
4 Votes
,4.41 Score
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Sexy Oils 11/26/2004
If you haven't already incorporated essential oils
in your love/sex life, you are missing out on something.
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You can use them in a number of different ways: in an aroma
diffuser, mixed in with a basic massage oil (one of my favorite
uses), in your very own blend of perfume, even in cooking!
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Putting some essential oils in a diffuser can ...
0 Comments,
41 Views,
17 Votes
,5.81 Score
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Latex and the Power of Smell 11/26/2004
Our olfactory sense (=sense of smell) is the one that's
most directly connected to the "instinctive"
parts of our brain. It forgoes the "analytical part"
and creates immediate responses. That's the main
reason why we can have very powerful emotional responses
to particular smells. If we smelled it before, and the situation
when we smelled it was emotionally charged (in either a
good or a ...
1 Comments,
27 Views,
17 Votes
,5.11 Score
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Something That We All Need to Be Thankful For...( Who We Are ) 11/26/2004
If Only For One Day...
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LOOKING BACK OVER MY LIFE I HAVE TO SAY I AM THANKFUL
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FOR ALL THE YEARS I HAVE BEEN ALLOWED TO LIVE...LEARN...
AND LOVE...
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ALL THE GOOD COULD HAVE NEVER HAPPENED WITHOUT THE HURT
THAT YOUR MADE TO LIVE
THROUGH...
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WE SIT HERE EVERYDAY AND ASK WHY ME..WHY HAVE I LOST SO MUCH
WHEN I HAVE GIVEN EVERYTHING I HAD TO ...
0 Comments,
16 Views,
28 Votes
,5.60 Score
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Why? 11/26/2004
i can remember in the not so distant past, that the article
section was for people that had questions, not stories,
now i cant stand going through the article section anymore
cause people have to put their "erotic stories"
there, is it really that hard to click the erotic stories
section, under the article category?
1 Comments,
2 Views,
24 Votes
,7.79 Score
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Since All My Stuff Ended Up Over Here...I Will Share...My Thanks To A/all Of You... 11/24/2004
Hello,
<br>
My Name Is Christina...AKA MzDarkAngel....I'm Just
Sharing Some Good News With All Of You..
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I Got Word Today That This Poem I Wrote As ( I Sit And Think....)Is
Going To Be Published...<smilez>
<br>
I Wrote This Poem After Reaching Deep Within My Self...And
Grabbing Hold Of All The Pain That I Had Just Suffered Losing
Someone I Loved ...
0 Comments,
4 Views,
8 Votes
,4.41 Score
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Anal fingering 11/24/2004
Can someone tell me more about how to finger myself, i am
too tight ?
1 Comments,
23 Views,
10 Votes
,0.40 Score
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The Power of Discourtesy 11/23/2004
Following the entry of my comment about discourtesy, I
received 'advice' from a nameless faded lady.
She asked me questions, I answered them, then she put me
down. She drew from me details about my sexual history,
then dismissed me like some irritable insect, brandishing
her intelligence like some swatter. We discussed 'power',
and she assumed fidelity was the source of mine, she misread ...
2 Comments,
47 Views,
14 Votes
,2.98 Score
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DOES THIS SITE REALLY WORK 11/21/2004
DOES THIS SITE REALLY WORK
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50 Views,
12 Votes
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how do i get points 11/20/2004
how do i get points on alt
and what can i do with them
1 Comments,
32 Views,
4 Votes
,2.47 Score
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Why Is It men Can NOT behave In An Adult Manor IN A CRISIS? 11/19/2004
ok here's my recent story....
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ahem's...<Clear throat>
My Live in husband/boyfriend/lover/bestfriend which
happends to be a "man", recently had a family
crisis, well his father became ill, and he has had to travel
a hour and a half each way to go and stay w/ him every night, for
the past week.Well i understand how stress can get to some, but
my gawd all mighty, my bf ...
1 Comments,
43 Views,
9 Votes
,2.14 Score
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Re: Pubic Hair 11/18/2004
Many agree with your assessment regarding pubic hair.
I am someone who shaves daily in my genital region and find
the same to be appealing in my partner. I feel the absence
of pubic hair both enhances acts of intimacy (no floss break,
lol) and is hygienically a good practice. I have however
run across others who preferred that their partner not
shave. Alt does include this question in our ...
0 Comments,
54 Views,
23 Votes
,5.81 Score
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Married Men 11/18/2004
There have been numerous articles here on alt in reference
to married men seeking no strings attached intimacy. They
say they love their wife and have no desire to get a divorce,
and that their only need is for sex itself. I find this to
be interesting in that marriage is about nurturing and
sex is part of that. If I were married to someone who only
had occasional sex with me when they felt ...
5 Comments,
125 Views,
23 Votes
,4.18 Score
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Shadows In The Rain 11/18/2004
I can hear them whisper, ,, ,
the shadows in the rain....
Telling me how it might have been, ,, ,
amused with my despair and my pain....
Showing me the future, ,, ,
the future of my past....
Laughing at the fool, ,, ,
who dared dream it might last....
Those days are gone forever, ,, ,,
and I should just let them go....
Although I’m not sure how to do it, ,, ,
I think the ...
1 Comments,
15 Views,
9 Votes
,4.71 Score
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