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Equal pay for equal work
Posted:Jan 14, 2018 7:45 pm
Last Updated:Jan 14, 2018 7:48 pm

I think its different when you work at say is easy to say a male cashier should make as much as a female one.

But its different in hollywood.. it really is about your ability to put butts in the seats.

I hate tom cruise...but he earns every penny he makes because he is able to tap into the foreign markets..his movies may do just okay in the us, but are huge in china or india.

Its wrong to say mark walberg deserves the say pay as michelle williams...he obviously is the bigger draw.
I seriously doubt i would see a movie featuring just ms williams.

But that is the facts of life....he is still a name...

And she.. a cast off from dawson's creek. I cant name the last movie she was in.

So i serious doubt they deserve the same pay even though they both act.
The same way i dont expect jen law to make the same amount as the flavor of the week male co star they pair her up in the next ya novel. she is the star..she is the draw...she deserves more than her male co star....even though they both do the same job!

Yet where are the time is now\ we too people when it comes to young male actors not making the same bank as jen law? Jen got a movie at 17..where are the starring roles for young male actors? They are competing against the harrison fords of the world
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The power of boobs or perhaps i shouldnt be watching craft pod cast when im horny
Posted:Jan 14, 2018 7:25 pm
Last Updated:Jan 14, 2018 7:25 pm

So once again im watching an adult swim podcast called assembly line yeah...

And the bigger white woman named anca is wearing this really low cut shirt that shows off her boobs...

And holy cow its like im back in sixth grade. I literally cant turn away....

There is boob in every shot!

Then to protect her clothing she donns this left over inflatable sumo suit...

And im still watching..and im still turned on...i kidd you not..i have a boner for a woman wearing an inflatable suit

What is it about wonen being women that is so damn sexy...
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Kenya west,roseanne and oprah walk into a bar....wait is this a joke?
Posted:Jan 11, 2018 3:58 am
Last Updated:Jan 11, 2018 10:57 am

So okay now we have kenya west\ rosanne barr and oprah rummored to run for the presidency of US.

So it made me truly wonder wtf does it take to be president? I use to think one should have some sorta credentials....past experience governing something... anything.

But lets be honest most past presidents werent even senators with long track records in congress...most were governors at best...carter\ regan\ clinton\ bush\ obama was like a one spin around the senate guy

99.9 percent of presidents never fought in the war\ never served in the military

We have the likes mark cuban and mark zuck the fuckenberg dipping a toe into politics...does being uber rich and running a corp make you qualified to be president?

What does oprah have that makes her qualified? Building an empire usually means stepping on the graves of alot of lil folks

We all laughted when "w" was asked what a loaf of bread cost...and he didnt know. They claimed he was out of touch with the average american...
Will we laugh when the " roadtrip" clip of oprah and gail surfaces again..the one where they didnt even know how to pump their own gas

Im not saying that any of the other president knew either..they claim hillary hasnt driven a car in 20 plus years.

As much as im not a fan of hillary...she was\ is fucking qualified. The same way joe biden is qualified etc. Same way bernie and mitt romney etc is qualified.

I think america needs to pull back a little...sure trump had no political experience. But is he now the gateway for any billionaire to waddle up to the trough and decide they wanna run the country.

Hell the one talk radio lady was literally beaming after the golden globes and wanted to vote oprah in now.
Her co host reminded her that meant throwing joe bidden under the bus.
Her reply? could always be vice president.

Seriously now what qualifications should a candidate have? And is it "okay for anyone to be president as long as they have a qualified number 2?
You know your a dude and horny when....fill in the blank
Posted:Jan 10, 2018 4:54 am
Last Updated:Jan 10, 2018 4:59 am

So yeah of late ive been watching alot of adultswim.. but there is just so many episodes of rick and morty that a man can watch.

So i started to click on the live podcast...

And this is how you know your a guy and horny.....i watched one called the assembly line.
It stars two women ( one asian...i think she said her hertage is south korean)..the other women is a full figured white woman....

Doing crafts of all things....

Yep i watched these women put together pictures out of microbeads because i was sexually aroused.

What is ironic and probably insightful to the female reader is the full figured girl wasnt showing off her body...She was wearing this knitted wrap around and the only part exposed were her hands...

And fyi i dont have any problem with bigger girls\ bbw\ luv seeing them nude.😁

I think women have to realize men are attracted to your yeah it could be your legs or boobs or hell your hair......or in this case your hands...

And no i wasnt objectifying this woman...i think there is a huge difference between natural attraction and thinking i can pull a trump and just grab women by the p.

Good show reguardless..but i doubt i would have watched it if say two dudes were doing a similar show..
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Blocking and blogging..just another day on alt
Posted:Jan 9, 2018 4:43 am
Last Updated:Jan 9, 2018 8:39 am

So i ended up blocking that one guy that was into edging.

Why? Not the right fit for me...
people assume that if your a dude that likes dudes then it is all the shit should be interchangeable its just dicks and asses
And should be as basic as putting tab A into slot B.and dropping loads all over the house

But with men there is always drama! ( Yep ladies if you think one man is a pain, try two sometime)

With men all the bit and stars have to line up right....or its not worth the hassle in the first place....its just easier to find another guy that lines up better or comes without baggage.

So it was just easy for me to simply ban him than deal with the drama......
The word BITCH! How do you define it
Posted:Jan 9, 2018 4:16 am
Last Updated:Jan 9, 2018 7:23 am

I find t funny how the genders have a different definition for this word.

To women a bitch is almost empowering...on the same level as bossy...someone that takes control and steps out of the all girl safe zone. Basically a woman that doesnt play by the rules\ gets all the attention\

To men....or atleast to me a bitch is the female equivalent of a dick...

I wanted to know how you define the term
Mean girls or hollywood being hollywood at the golden globe
Posted:Jan 9, 2018 4:08 am
Last Updated:Jan 10, 2018 4:04 am

I find it ironic that stars came dressed in black as a form of "protest"....against sexual assaults etc.

But then mean girl the fuck out of the one actress that claims she didn't get the " memmo" and omg! Dared to wear a red dress.

And ofcourse got all the headlines and in essence these women are telling men to stop being mccrapey mccrapey...yet managed to silence another woman via a bullying effort???

What was even worse is oprah got up and gave sone speech to address sexual assault etc and all anyone remembers is some jerk joke and tweet about her being president.

Finally what good are all these protest when some of hollywoods elite stood by\ fuck supported the likes of harvey weinstein and let this shit continue.....are the meryl streeps of the world not equally guilty? Didnt Hillary take large donations from this man?

Dressing in black and shaking your balled up first does nothing hollywood.....and yes there are women who also contributed to this whole mess.. no doubt some actresses willingly slept with these men to get ahead..( hell i know i would in a heart bad night to get a movie role? Sleep with an ugo and at 17\18\19yrs old your in movie?
Sure beat working at McDonalds.

Those that gained the system also need to be held accountable...
Fuck you all....i have offically called winter over
Posted:Jan 7, 2018 5:37 pm
Last Updated:Jan 9, 2018 4:10 am

There is no need for a groundhog.....

Winter is offically over when this stupid sob over buys ice melt and it literally sit in my garage for a whole fucking year...

So yeah fuck in kc we just got a negative minus 20 wind chill and im tired of this shit already....fat boy cant run in this type of weather

So ive pulled the chord and will buy more ice melt this weekend.....fuck you powder hounds and snow bunnies..this mother fucker is bailing out early on winter.

As soon as I over buy, then the winter gets mild..... been like this for five years now..never fails...

Leo is tired of winters bs and its gonna stop...
Closing down Christmas
Posted:Jan 7, 2018 10:56 am
Last Updated:Jan 7, 2018 5:45 pm

So it finally reached above freezing temps so i thought wtf why not take the Christmas stuff down.

Im starting to see why scrooge was such a tight ass and why the grinch had a heart three sizes too small.....i hate taking this shit down...hell i hate putting it up if we are being honest.

But it's finally away for another year
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If i was president...and no this isnt political
Posted:Jan 6, 2018 9:40 am
Last Updated:Jan 6, 2018 5:04 pm

Never fear faithful readers i am not plunging back into the swamp of political blogging.

But just imagine if i ( your humble host) ran for president. I mean come could i lose?... especially running against Hillary and a man who said he likes to grab them in the p.

But that is old first year as president would go smoothly. Id be " paul ryan"...give a good talk about this country needing change ,but just throwing up my hands at the end of the day and blame the oposition.
Makes me wonder if paul ryan has the same excuse in bed...sorry honey i meant to give you an orgasm, but these damn democrats keep cock blocking my every move

Id give both sides some minor concessions\ handouts and everyone would love me. Meanwhile id be sitting in the oval office,drinking quality vodka,jacking off to game of thrones....

All the while my approval ratings would soar and unemployment would decrese.

And the best fucking tweets ever!!!!!

And no need for a pres invite the press into the oval office for briefings..hell might even break out the booze. Why turn the press into an enemy?
..its easier to keep them as a friend.
At least id be man enough to talk to the reporters face to face and treat them like people

And sure i might not rock the boat.but i would get stupid petty small shit done...

Like pot! Everyone luvs it...just make the shit legal already
The everyone here tired of the same ol same ol shit....just make them legal and lets move on.

Id figure out what little things need to be rolled back to give some relief....

There is no reason for rock the boat...ever....your humble captain asleep at the wheel with his pants down...still not understanding why people luv game of thrones

Goodnight America
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