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Climbing the alt post ladder
Posted:Apr 15, 2018 6:58 pm
Last Updated:Apr 26, 2018 11:45 pm

Hmmmm once i dreamed of being the best blogger....if just for a see that red shirt in that number one slot for a change..fuck i even pleaded with the masses to make me number one for just one day.
But its a tna game.. fuck i even went full wolverine o n your asses without the luv.

And i accept it.. people are hung up on tits and asses instead of talking about lifestyle issues.

Suck my dick...

Its 26 degress in kc in april
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Den of thieves ..or suck my dick
Posted:Apr 15, 2018 6:13 pm
Last Updated:Apr 26, 2018 11:45 pm

Been a long while since i posted anything...been on and off with someone.

My roommates 20 yr took his honda into the shop and the mechanic told him it would cost 400 dollars to fix it...he had brake issues...

Suck my dick ( that is my new key phrase)

He asked if i could fix it for if you remember your ole bud leo..he literally is the dumbest fuck that can solve your problems with a 10 cent fix. Call it a gift or a sympthoms of just growing up poor. Yes i was that white guy that grew up on welfare and yes ate the gov free cheese.

Apparently this shop looked at this kid and though this younger generation snorts tide pods and shits lets stick it to him...they quoted him 400 dollars

Suck my dick!

Well youll be happy to know there still is some magic in this old winter warlock's bag. ( Faint referrence to an old christmas special)

In the end the kid offered me 70 for the repair ,but i only took 40 for the pads. Ive been there.. worked the crappy jobs and had the beater car.

I just cant stand people being such outright fucking thieves..

Suck my dick

Even worse...guys like me are a dieing breed...and im honestly a poser...i never been you tube half the man that some guys are.
I bow down to those that can plow a field and fix a head gasket in the same day
Yet i still remain..

400 dollars for a brake job? 40 dollars later and he was down the road. Happy and safe.

It makes me worry about a younger generation that doesn't even know how to swap out brake pads.

Im almost 50...and i cant keep pulling miracles out of my ass...

Im not a a plugger that keeps on through the mud..until i cant

And then i guess i die

But until then i help out when i can

Suck my dick
Why do people stay in toxic relationship s?
Posted:Mar 11, 2018 8:10 am
Last Updated:Apr 15, 2018 5:22 pm

Well its been a week since the breakup.....and im honestly feeling good about it.

I realised that we were going around in circles\ having the same arguments\ she keep bringing up the same points.....

And i felt like this wasnt going to change...i offered to change, but it kept drifting back to the same old bs.

I felt like i didnt need someone saving up ammo to just blast me multiple times in an email.....

Who know...maybe that is why im not good with women..i always feel like the guy has to jump through hoops and prove himself worthy...

Guys are simpler and more direct...

Anyway im glad i broke it off... It made my weekend less stress free
Daylight savings???
Posted:Mar 11, 2018 7:55 am
Last Updated:Mar 11, 2018 7:55 am

Can we just get rid of this bullshit....forward and back....every damn year..

And for To save an hour this 1970?

just leave it forward and stop this nonscense
Time to get back on the diet
Posted:Mar 11, 2018 7:43 am
Last Updated:Mar 11, 2018 8:00 am

About 9 months ago i had my work physical and passed it with ease...i lost 30lbs...lowered my bp..was down to about 173lb.

And nine months later i put it back on...

Im not ashamed that i slid back to this old took alot of sweat,pain and sacrifice to lose that weight in the first place...

And at this time i just didnt care..wasnt willing to live that healthy lifestyle

But as i close in on 50yrs old i know it is time to make that change.

I know evertime i stop off for a fatburger,it literally is pushing me closer to a heart attack.

I know vodka has been a good friend...but it is time to just say no

The same can be said of caffeine..i drink way too much diet soda...

I know what i need to eat..i just need to get it\ keep it handy and stop snacking.

I need to see this as a new way of life instead of just a fad..

Probably most important for me is to join a gym...ive never been gym guy because the there was never enough running machines..and then you could only stay on so long before they kicked you off in peak hours.
I figured why pay when i could run in the streets for free....but i slacked off due to tge bitter cold winters in kc.

But pf has tons of machines\ open 24\7 and no time limit..i think i need to just join and run

Anyway this is just me venting..knowing i need to make a change
So this corp alt bitch is watching me
Posted:Mar 6, 2018 5:40 pm
Last Updated:Mar 11, 2018 7:16 am

Wow really.. did i wake up that limp dick corp cock...fuck my feed is filled with this attractive bot in shades.. ironically they could have read my real profile.

Fuck my fucking profile before anally probing your members..

Thank you corp mother fuckers.

Atleast have a profile that features a real sized woman or atleast a dude..

Some 100lb woman meme doesnt do a damn thing unless you got buns son..
Baby got back
So how has alt changed
Posted:Mar 6, 2018 5:30 pm
Last Updated:Mar 6, 2018 5:31 pm

What???....are the monkeys at alt actuallly listening? Is this fucker on cause i wanna pump a load into the corporate earlobe.

Personally I think they lost market share..i used to pull numbers without really trying...then i got lazy and threw a trump reference in every now and then to jack off my stats..

Now im lucky to pull some kinky fucks from japan...which most likely are dudes or worse..bots..

Do you understand that bumble is gonna be the corp sponsors of an nba fucking team?

Fucking bumble..the dating site where women must make the first contact... can do better..we deserve better.

If you build it...they will...cum

Dont put the burden on the blogger..fuck..if you want great at wallowing in the fucking muck.. i can throw up content and get clicks..

But Your better than need to reach beyound the 10 percent

Reach out to me and quit being a bitch...

You know rock n roll.. i known fighting.. lets do this..scott pilgrim vs the world
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Im my next life i wanna be a politician
Posted:Mar 6, 2018 11:45 am
Last Updated:Mar 6, 2018 4:59 pm

Only in politics can a person have an affair with a body guard for two years and steal 10 grands of state funds...

And resign...with restitution and 3 yrs probation????

Ex mayor of nashville did just that yesterday..

Now you know if i stole 10 grand my ass would be in jail...probably looking at ten yrs...
The oscars
Posted:Mar 6, 2018 4:59 am
Last Updated:Mar 6, 2018 8:24 am


Makes me wonder how the oscars and their causes can be taken seriously when the host for two years..jimmy kimmle....used to host a show where women jumped on trampolines...( The mann show..goggle it)..

Or an award show that claps for kobe bryant who was accused of -aping a 19 yr old in colorado...the case was dropped after kobes lawyers threatened to drag the woman's name through the mud...
The same kobe who then bought his wife a million dollar ring to patch things up at home????

So yeah how does that work....# me too\ time's up is against all these men..esp ryan seacrest?..( shunned that dude on the red carpet like he was a leper)
.yet the academy fawns over jimmie kimmle and kobe??

Then the irony that the academy nominates a movie about a woman that puts up 3 billboards in a small town in Missouri...yet demands an artist take his billboard down that ask the question...all these accusations..yet no arrest?

So are all of these movement as phony as the tat on emma watson's arm? It is a feel good hashtag momment
People dont change
Posted:Mar 6, 2018 4:45 am
Last Updated:Mar 6, 2018 11:19 am

Hi all

Your favorite pain in the ass is back to blogging.

I took some time off and thought i could make this relationship work.
It seemed like the perfect was someone i knew from my past\ someone that now wanted to Domme\she was attracted to me and hell lived 7 minutes away.

But within a month i started to see a repeating pattern in both of us..

Finally i wrote an email and broke it off..
Now some may say you have to work things out\ you need to give it more time..etc
But the relationship was sorta when a gf or wife saves up ammo and just unleashes a fury on you for no reason sorta toxic.

Im not assigning any blame...just saying i found myself repeating behaviors and us repeating cycles....and i knew i didnt want go for another round of it

My point is people dont change and you cant change them

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