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Posted:Apr 7, 2018 10:56 pm
Last Updated:Apr 26, 2018 11:46 pm
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Just did 1 of those stupid Facebook games where the last movie you watched is now the name of your genitals.....theres a LOT of reasons I shouldnt have watched The Titan....but I honestly didnt think that would be one of them.....
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60th
Posted:Apr 6, 2018 1:21 am
Last Updated:Apr 26, 2018 11:46 pm
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Sexiest things Ive said to a man this week : *How hard is it going to be? *Don't worry about that, I can fit that in anywhere.*You can come anytime you want.* And* I think I'll go with the double glazing for the windows. *.....Sublimating sexual frustration with house renovations ?What on Earth makes you say that? Hush you...you can just leave right now if you're going to be that way about it. I'm going to have a new room instead of a garage soon and theres dungeon you can do about it...err...nothing....nothing you can do about it....
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59th
Posted:Apr 1, 2018 7:43 am
Last Updated:Apr 6, 2018 1:04 am
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I have been cursed by the God of Tetris....there is no...fucking...way...I can get all this stuff back into my suitcase. Just naaaaaaawt possible. How the hell did I get it here?...And NO...I havent added stuff, if anything Ive given things away, but it still wont go back...if I could just...no ... nope that wont work either... maybe if I break this in two and....damnit....right, looks like Im wearing 8 layers of clothing home...Im gonna look like Cartman from South Park....
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58th
Posted:Mar 27, 2018 5:53 am
Last Updated:Apr 26, 2018 11:46 pm
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Getting ready to fly to Melbourne for Easter on Thursday...hate leaving my cuffs behind...also hate the possibility of having to explain them to airport security ...ah well, just have to grin and bear it...make sure I take my silk dressing gown sash or something...
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56th
Posted:Mar 7, 2018 5:47 am
Last Updated:Mar 23, 2018 10:49 pm
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Baking midnight bread, this differs to most bread in that...well...you have to stay awake until its done. So, cruise the blogs time. Have had a sunken libido lately but its started to rear its ugly head again over the last week or so, dont know if its a good thing to poke the bear, maybe I should just let it sleep for a bit longer...
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55th
Posted:Feb 22, 2018 3:44 am
Last Updated:Feb 24, 2018 12:34 am
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Have had a builder in to give me a quote on a garage conversion, damn sexy feeling, not quite *Roofer your leaks are plugged* sexy, but we'll see how that progresses once the brickwork goes in....oooooo...see?Got a lil tingle just from the word *brickwork*...cant wait.Keep thinking about the many possibilities with just a touch of sound proofing and some decent heating installed.Damn. Feelin the luuuurve TOO much now, no work tomorrow, so...what the fuck?Im gonna flare up a few bowls and kick back,might even listen to some War Of The Worlds, if a girl cant have the right Sir to calm her down...might as well enjoy being a half baked hippy for the weekend.
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54th
Posted:Feb 13, 2018 2:12 pm
Last Updated:Feb 28, 2018 2:05 pm
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So cruel, I've woken up to a thunderstorm today, the nerve endings are buzzing and bits are starting to twitch....may have to find something to wear today that goes with cuffs.
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53rd
Posted:Jan 28, 2018 12:25 pm
Last Updated:Feb 23, 2018 12:04 pm
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Going to be positive today, instead of whinging Im going to congratulate all the blokes out there who DIDNT opt for the dick pic as their profile picture. You are wise beyond your years fellas, should be more of you. Clever enough to just KNOW that most of us here are actually fairly normal women who, if you met us at the pub, would NOT appreciate it if you walked up and shoved your cock under our nose before even introducing yourself. Smart enough to figure out that for many women, the penis is not actually what attracts us, you, gentlemen, are golden and Id just like you to know that your efforts and restraint are noted and held in high esteem. THANK YOU.xxx
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52nd
Posted:Jan 26, 2018 2:41 am
Last Updated:Apr 26, 2018 11:46 pm
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Well the Christmas screamer is at it again, nice to know somebody has an active sexlife going...sure I wish it wasnt going up against my loungeroom wall,but hey...if they really want brick burns thats up to them I suppose. Oh...here we go...getting to the end...God I wish they were into bondage...he might do us all a favour and try gagging her. Nuuuh...huuuuu Muuuuuhhhhh....She may not be impressed with the speed of things but at least its over....
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