1482 posts 2/8/2017 2:35 pm
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What animal is yours?
During a recent discussion, made rather lively thanks to Messrs Miller, Hendricks and Tanqueray, the question of 'if your orgasm was an animal, which animal would it be?' came up.
After a lot of soul searching, and more than a little slurring, my answer was eventually articulated. I'm somewhat surprised I remember the response with such clarity.
Mine is a different animal at different times. But the overall conclusion was that it's mostly a stampede of raging wildebeest (I'm allowed to have more than one beast at a time). Second to to the stampede, it's a butterfly. A black butterfly with attitude and razor sharp wings, but a butterfly nonetheless.
What animal is yours?
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1301 posts 2/8/2017 2:37 pm |
Grrr
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16315 posts 2/8/2017 3:39 pm |
Giant Tortoise... slow to get there but quite an entrance when he does!
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375 posts 2/8/2017 5:48 pm |
Most probably a spider monkey.
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1301 posts 2/8/2017 11:32 pm |
Quoting TheBargee: Giant Tortoise... slow to get there but quite an entrance when he does!
Brilliant xx
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1301 posts 2/8/2017 11:32 pm |
I hope you growl
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1301 posts 2/8/2017 11:33 pm |
Erm, not quite sure what to say to that.
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1301 posts 2/8/2017 11:34 pm |
I wonder why...
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795 posts 2/9/2017 8:30 am |
Considering the weather outside, i will go with the abominable snowman.
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1301 posts 2/9/2017 11:57 am |
Quoting eremcu: Considering the weather outside, i will go with the abominable snowman.
Haha
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14380 posts 2/9/2017 3:04 pm |
A spitting cobra.
I remember now.
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1301 posts 2/9/2017 3:05 pm |
Wonderful imagery
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7884 posts 2/9/2017 7:06 pm |
undulating and sensual kind of animal..i think of something slinky. hmmm.
The cut worm forgives the plow. W. Blake, Proverbs of Hell
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1301 posts 2/10/2017 12:32 am |
Yikes!
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1301 posts 2/10/2017 1:27 am |
Quoting heartofmush: undulating and sensual kind of animal..i think of something slinky. hmmm.
Sounds perfect
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25884 posts 2/10/2017 4:37 pm |
I would have to say a howler monkey......do I need to explain why ?
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1301 posts 2/11/2017 7:28 am |
Quoting drmgirl622: I would have to say a howler monkey......do I need to explain why ?
Ha, no I think I get it Great choice.
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703 posts 2/14/2017 2:24 pm |
It is not often you will hear me say I wish I were a pig. But apparently, they ejaculate for an average of 6 minutes, so you might. Not that that in any way answers your question; I have watched lions mate and they take a few seconds, finish, then start over a few minutes later. And can carry on like that for hours. But I don't think I have been much like a lion since, well, I was a teenager.
Somewhere there is a happy medium between pig and lion; that is me!
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1301 posts 2/15/2017 9:29 am |
Quoting bdst1: It is not often you will hear me say I wish I were a pig. But apparently, they ejaculate for an average of 6 minutes, so you might. Not that that in any way answers your question; I have watched lions mate and they take a few seconds, finish, then start over a few minutes later. And can carry on like that for hours. But I don't think I have been much like a lion since, well, I was a teenager.
Somewhere there is a happy medium between pig and lion; that is me!
An interesting beast then
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11 posts 2/21/2017 2:29 am |
I would have to say Bull
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1301 posts 2/27/2017 3:55 pm |
Quoting rik2066: I would have to say Bull
One with huge horns I hope!
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1301 posts 2/27/2017 3:57 pm |
Ha, I find them pretty spectacular!
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1301 posts 2/27/2017 3:58 pm |
Yes, they can feel very like very different animals at times. I'd love to know what the difference is between a penguin and a crocodile orgasm. Do enlighten us
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1795 posts 2/27/2017 11:49 pm |
I would like to say a horse but since i'm so quick i'll say a hummingbird.
andy
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1301 posts 3/6/2017 2:50 pm |
Quoting Tbill1: I would like to say a horse but since i'm so quick i'll say a hummingbird.
High frequency buzzing...mmmm
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1301 posts 3/6/2017 2:51 pm |
I had a lover once who I nicknamed King Kong
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1301 posts 4/16/2017 5:29 am |
Very descriptive!
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