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6/23/2018 6:47 am
Google part 2. Oh yeah its go time


So friday rolls around and over been 4 days w/o cable or internet...
And the google fiber guy was scheduled to check our connection .
Why it took a billion dollar company 4 fucking days to send someone out is beyound me.

So the douche caneo comes over and within 10 min says..uck uck..the problems outside..

So they'll have to send their outside guys over..
But dont worry..he'll mark us as "top priority".

Finally at 5pm two trucks roll up and block my driveway??? Which is odd considering i live in a culdesac and they had a wide open middle space to park.

I come home from work and im not feeling good. I roll down my window and ask the google employee if he can shut his trucks door...
There is just enough space for me to squeeze my lil car between their trucks.
And wow..actually park in my own fucking driveway.

So i ask the two guys working on this google fiber line how long is this gonna take?

The younger employee gives me some lips about it taking as long as it takes.

I yell back that its been 4 fucking days without cable.

The older employee sees that im the very definition of white trash whiskey tango and pipes up..

It won't be long now..

And suprise surprise the cause of my internet woes..

The girl next door just started her google fiber account and when they hooked her up...
They fucked up my connection...

In their wake they actually cut down a bush...
And just left it there...not that i care...it wasnt my bush..

And ripped up a portion of grass that they wont be back to replant..

And folks that is google for you..

It really reminds me of the lily thomlin comedy routine about the phone company....we're the phone company...we dont give a shit.

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6/23/2018 7:05 am

Google sucks



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